The Republic of Molies53 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.126 billion Molies53ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 67.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Molies53ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,305 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 213,095 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
Obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molies53's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Molies53 is ranked 281,868th in the world and 10,726th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 4.65 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Molies53 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Molies53 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic, Largest Black Market, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Highest Average Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Molies53 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Molies53, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
- : Following new legislation in Molies53, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
- : Following new legislation in Molies53, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
- : Following new legislation in Molies53, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
- : Molies53 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Molies53, bike rage is all the rage.
- : Following new legislation in Molies53, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
