The Republic of Molies43 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.36 billion Molies43ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 89.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Molies43ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,944 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 264,132 francs, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, and Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molies43's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Molies43 is ranked 4,055^th in the world and 162^nd in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 12,790.08 on the Gilded Widget Scale.