The Incorporated States of Moirdor is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.009 billion Moirdorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 26.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Moirdorian economy, worth 351 trillion fleshes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 43,851 fleshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bicyclists are banned from major roads, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moirdor's national animal is the good grief, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Moirdor is ranked 228,892^nd in the world and 171^st in ainulindale for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 196.87 on the Gilded Widget Scale.