Population | 3.508 billion |
Currency | denier |
Animal | horse |
The Queendom of Miyabi is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.508 billion Miyabians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.8%.
The thriving Miyabian economy, worth 242 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,040 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.
Lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Leader, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miyabi's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Miyabi is ranked 241,763rd in the world and 1,730th in Remembrance for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6.63 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Miyabi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Miyabi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Miyabi, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
- : Following new legislation in Miyabi, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Leader.
- : Following new legislation in Miyabi, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
- : Following new legislation in Miyabi, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
- : Following new legislation in Miyabi, organ donation is compulsory.
- : Miyabi's influence in Remembrance rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Miyabi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Miyabi, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears.