The Emirate of Mimaya is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emir Mosormsay VIII Lisol with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.784 billion Mimayans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiraturksdogeor. The average income tax rate is 20.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Mimayan economy, worth 711 trillion Ypoles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,679 Ypoles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a law against "filthy foreign food", Emir Mosormsay VIII Lisol is called 'Patches' at international summits, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mimaya's national animal is the guinea pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Mimaya is ranked 70,409^th in the world and 21^st in New Western Atlantic for Highest Poor Incomes, with 39,458.57 Standard Monetary Units.