The Techno Dystopia of Milria is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 797 million Milrians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.6%.

The Milrian economy, worth 47.6 trillion 4284291s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 59,680 4284291s, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Milria's national animal is the 8531234, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Milria is ranked 15,989^th in the world and 26^th in Astoria for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.84 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.