The Principality of Miloopeter is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.243 billion Miloopeterians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.3%.

The powerhouse Miloopeterian economy, worth 91.3 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,490 bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 233,011 per year while the poor average 17,671, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

The streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, the 'sing-a-long with Leader' album is a popular souvenir, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miloopeter's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Miloopeter is ranked 48,680^th in the world and 2,680^th in Osiris for Most Beautiful Environments, with 692.79 pounds of wildlife per square mile.