The Empire of Milanopolis is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 278 million Milanopolisians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kapiliero. The average income tax rate is 39.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Milanopolisian economy, worth 23.6 trillion Los a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 84,755 Los, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases, and Leader has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milanopolis's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Milanopolis is ranked 61,741^st in the world and 202^nd in Refugia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 499.87 on the Clooney Contribution Index.