The State of Midtvestoer is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.563 billion Midtvestoerians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Midtvestoerian economy, worth 615 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 64,347 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 247,403 per year while the poor average 11,524, a ratio of 21.5 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent, and Midtvestoer has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Midtvestoer's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Midtvestoer is ranked 229,291^st in the world and 6^th in Morocco for Safest, scoring 21.64 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.