The Free Republic of Microfanshada is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Commander Serguaya with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 19.827 billion Microfanshadans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libreville. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Microfanshadan economy, worth 911 trillion wangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 45,959 wangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, many working fathers have never seen their children, the minority party is vilified for everything from fires to earthquakes, and annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Microfanshada's national animal is the pork, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Microfanshada is ranked 84,710^th in the world and 4,806^th in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 33,358.02 Standard Monetary Units.