The Republic of Mellonbergs is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning elephant population. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.019 billion Mellonbergsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The very strong Mellonbergsian economy, worth 269 trillion kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 66,972 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mellonbergs's national animal is the elephant.

Mellonbergs is ranked 201,564^th in the world and 9,276^th in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 19,658.55 Standard Monetary Units.