The Queendom of Meggan is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.874 billion Megganians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The tiny, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The very strong Megganian economy, worth 401 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 68,366 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, and the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Meggan's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Meggan is ranked 90,670^th in the world and 8^th in Nouakchott for Largest Populations, with 5.87 billion capita.