The Republic of Mdojikistan is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.088 billion Mdojikistanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 12.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Mdojikistanian economy, worth 72.5 trillion Mdoji Tavis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 66,593 Mdoji Tavis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, Mdojikistan has designated Mdojikistan City as its capital city, criminals are executed and their property seized, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mdojikistan's national animal is the Alpine Ibex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mdojikistan is ranked 81,078^th in the world and 3,577^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 90.04 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.