The Queendom of Mayfay is a massive, genial nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate. The quiet, industrious population of 1.887 billion Mayfayians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 36.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Mayfayian economy, worth 94.6 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 50,140 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Mayfay has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayfay's national animal is the bison.

Mayfay is ranked 177,554^th in the world and 7,453^rd in Lazarus for Largest Populations, with 1.89 billion capita.