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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,014thHighest Crime Rates: 2,175thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,342nd
The Islands of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
La vida es simple: solo agregue agua.
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Maroriente

Population5.346 billion

CapitalIsla del este
LeaderMarina East
FaithWater worship

Currencypeso
Animalsea lion

The Islands of Maroriente is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marina East with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.346 billion Marorienteñoes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isla del este. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Marorientine economy, worth 797 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 149,203 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, and the newest shade developed by Maroriente's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Maroriente's national animal is the sea lion, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Water worship.

Maroriente is ranked 28,318th in the world and 1st in Ocean for Most Corrupt Governments, with 76.09 kickbacks per hour.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,014thHighest Crime Rates: 2,175thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,342ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,505thRudest Citizens: 6,332ndMost Cultured: 7,001stMost Efficient Economies: 8,401stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,480thHighest Food Quality: 11,734thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,363rdLargest Retail Industry: 14,080thNudest: 14,143rdTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,964thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,117thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,619thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,106thMost Inclusive: 16,406thMost Devout: 16,414thLargest Black Market: 17,555thSmartest Citizens: 18,812thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,458thHighest Average Incomes: 22,878thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,404thHighest Drug Use: 25,128thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,773rdMost Corrupt Governments: 28,318th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Maroriente was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Maroriente, the newest shade developed by Maroriente's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.
  • : Following new legislation in Maroriente, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Maroriente, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Maroriente, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
  • : Following new legislation in Maroriente, out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line.
  • : Following new legislation in Maroriente, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Maroriente, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days.
  • : Following new legislation in Maroriente, politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address.
  • : Following new legislation in Maroriente, cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon.

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