Population | 2.318 billion |
Capital | Aurudo |
Leader | Sanda von Roi |
Faith | Fulgurianism |
Currency | Assem |
Animal | Lion |
The Kingdom of Marchiaa is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Sanda von Roi with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.318 billion Marchians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurudo. The average income tax rate is 59.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Marchian economy, worth 263 trillion Assems a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 113,621 Assems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Sanda von Roi, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe", and drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marchiaa's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fulgurianism.
Marchiaa is ranked 22,700th in the world and 1,324th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,670.73 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Marchiaa, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art.
- : Marchiaa voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Following new legislation in Marchiaa, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe".
- : Following new legislation in Marchiaa, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government.
- : Following new legislation in Marchiaa, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Sanda von Roi.
- : Following new legislation in Marchiaa, after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow.
- : Following new legislation in Marchiaa, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
- : Marchiaa voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Following new legislation in Marchiaa, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Sanda von Roi's throne.
- : Marchiaa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Primitive, and Most Influential and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market and Most Avoided.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 23 » New Rogernomics, Treadwellia, Debussy, The Gelseen Hegemony, Devinsburg, Aigania, Guiness Freaks, Axixic, Svobodala, Malororia, Darkium, Boston Mass, General Mike, Burning Pants, Leonism, Zapadni Srpski entitet, Friaritat, Oppalli, Caellip Major, Pepper Island Democratica Freeland Papri, Wang Yao, Iron Alliance, and Praenestia.