The Republic of Malawian is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning falcon population. The hard-working population of 2.627 billion Malawianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Public Transport, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 17.8%.

The Malawianian economy, worth 116 trillion baht a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 44,510 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Malawian's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Malawian is ranked 119,392^nd in the world and 3,949^th in Balder for Most Armed, with 0.36 weapons per person.