The Republic of Mahoogleon is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Oliver Hayward with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.715 billion Mahoogleons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Regiburgh. The average income tax rate is 20.1%.

The strong Mahoogleonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,043 trillion Zoots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,113 Zoots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, only a minority of the population can actually vote at elections, and the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mahoogleon's national animal is the tortoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mahoogleon is ranked 65,763^rd in the world and 35^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 115.29 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.