The Vampiric Legions of Magogg is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.546 billion Vampyres enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 43.1%.

The Magoggian economy, worth a remarkable 1,008 trillion topaz rings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 44,732 topaz rings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magogg's national animal is the cave bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Magogg is ranked 136,236^th in the world and 6,416^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,396.23 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.