The Kingdom of Madrinet is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Amadeus with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.554 billion Madrinetans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clarault. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Madrinetan economy, worth a remarkable 3,571 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,766 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, and recognizing the Madrinetan flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime is totally unknown. Madrinet's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Madrinet is ranked 75,442^nd in the world and 12^th in Mediterranean for Safest, scoring 92.28 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.