The State of Maahanua is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 16.017 billion Maahanuans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, with Law & Order, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. The average income tax rate is 19.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Maahanuan economy, worth 496 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,029 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and Maahanua has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maahanua's national animal is the deer.

Maahanua is ranked 80,666^th in the world and 1^st in Glasgow for Safest, scoring 90.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.