The Sultanate of MYRuLeZ is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its digital currency, prohibition of alcohol, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.511 billion MYRuLeZians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manchester. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient MYRuLeZian economy, worth 189 trillion RMS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 125,467 RMS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", and Leader has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MYRuLeZ's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

MYRuLeZ is ranked 13,586^th in the world and 3^rd in Aelstun for Most Patriotic, with 56.49 flags saluted per person per day.