The Free Land of MORASPIL is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.736 billion MORASPILians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 30.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The MORASPILian economy, worth 100 trillion golds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 58,003 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MORASPIL's national animal is the Elephant.

MORASPIL is ranked 81,106^th in the world and 4,069^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 20.2 kickbacks per hour.