The People's Republic of MMHI is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and hatred of cheese. The cynical population of 414 million MMHIians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 42.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The MMHIian economy, worth 19.2 trillion Solidarities a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,308 Solidarities, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and nobody knows why the caged Turkey sings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MMHI's national animal is the Turkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

MMHI is ranked 243,070^th in the world and 8,526^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 46.62 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.