The Republic of MMERT is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 6.169 billion MMERTians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, although Spirituality, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 35.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped MMERTian economy, worth 171 trillion gerbers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,737 gerbers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Planespotters are emigrating in droves, people find it hard to relate to soldiers because of the dehumanising masks they wear, MMERT's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is totally unknown. MMERT's national animal is the mantis shrimp.

MMERT is ranked 170,021^st in the world and 7,833^rd in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 21,996.65 Standard Monetary Units.