The Republic of Luisafmalrep is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.852 billion Luisafmalrepians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Luisafmalrepian economy, worth 882 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,767 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, and declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Leader to progressive thinkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luisafmalrep's national animal is the Scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Luisafmalrep is ranked 265,863rd in the world and 371st in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 40.53 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Luisafmalrep, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Leader to progressive thinkers.
- : Following new legislation in Luisafmalrep, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
- : Following new legislation in Luisafmalrep, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
- : Following new legislation in Luisafmalrep, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics.
- : Following new legislation in Luisafmalrep, kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers.
- : Luisafmalrep was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Developed, Most Patriotic, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Luisafmalrep was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Luisafmalrep, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Luisafmalrep, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
- : Following new legislation in Luisafmalrep, Luisafmalrepian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.
