The Necessity of Lovn is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 23.375 billion Lovers are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 37.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Loved economy, worth 806 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,506 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is compulsory, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Lovn's national animal is the salmon.

Lovn is ranked 221,964^th in the world and 2^nd in Skaro for Most Armed, with 0.23 weapons per person.