Population | 16.104 billion |
Currency | brapple |
Animal | lawn flamingo |
The Refugees of LostLotheria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, rampant corporate plagiarism, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.104 billion LostLotherians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient LostLotherian economy, worth a remarkable 3,447 trillion brapples a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 214,074 brapples, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LostLotheria's national animal is the lawn flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
LostLotheria is ranked 3,207th in the world and 106th in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 188,158.59 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in LostLotheria, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
- : Following new legislation in LostLotheria, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
- : Following new legislation in LostLotheria, saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
- : Following new legislation in LostLotheria, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
- : Following new legislation in LostLotheria, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
- : Following new legislation in LostLotheria, loudmouthed journalists are given the chop.
- : Following new legislation in LostLotheria, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Balder.
- : Following new legislation in LostLotheria, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
- : Following new legislation in LostLotheria, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
- : Following new legislation in LostLotheria, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.