The Free Land of Losiento is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning blue duck population. The hard-working, democratic population of 20.104 billion Losientis are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, with International Aid, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.0%.

The thriving Losientoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,047 trillion IONS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 52,105 IONS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 184,435 per year while the poor average 10,628, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Leader is the self-declared God of all Losiento and the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Losiento's national animal is the blue duck and its national religion is Orioni.

Losiento is ranked 253,812^th in the world and 11,018^th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 10,628.39 Standard Monetary Units.