The State of Lordar is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.984 billion Lordarians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The strong Lordarian economy, worth 539 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 60,049 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 387,023 per year while the poor average 3,764, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, graffiti graces every city's streets, elections have been outlawed, and Lordar has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lordar's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lordar is ranked 260,569^th in the world and 8^th in Europi for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.75 on the Clooney Contribution Index.