The Republic of LordCareless is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.792 billion LordCarelessians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish LordCarelessian economy, worth 227 trillion regions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 29,221 regions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and LordCareless has designated LordCareless City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LordCareless's national animal is the black hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

LordCareless is ranked 152,697^th in the world and 3,067^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 15.33 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.