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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,606thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,195thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,076th
The Protectorate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Freedom For All
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Looker

Population1.64 billion

Currencyfranc
Animalbull

The Protectorate of Looker is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.64 billion Lookerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.8%.

The powerhouse Lookerian economy, worth 127 trillion francs a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 77,909 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 248,592 per year while the poor average 18,562, a ratio of 13.4 to 1.

A driving license is obtained not by passing a test but by passing a brown envelope, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, and the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Looker's national animal is the bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Looker is ranked 169,947th in the world and 1,585th in Herta Space Station for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 57.33 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,606thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 17,195thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,076thMost Ignorant Citizens: 22,520thBest Weather: 24,832ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,864thSafest: 25,526th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 65th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 73rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 87th in the regionTop
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Safest: 167th in the regionBest Weather: 190th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 198th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Looker, the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions.
  • : Following new legislation in Looker, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Following new legislation in Looker, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku.
  • : Following new legislation in Looker, a driving license is obtained not by passing a test but by passing a brown envelope.
  • : Following new legislation in Looker, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs.
  • : Looker was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Looker, Lookerian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
  • : Following new legislation in Looker, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector.
  • : Looker was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Looker, the only women behind bars are barmaids.

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