The Republic of Lnasilendivi is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.842 billion Lnasilendivians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lnasilendivian economy, worth 929 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,877 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Shanty towns have formed around the newly rebuilt commercial district, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, sweet-toothed Lnasilendivians have been left penniless by the VAT on candy, and intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lnasilendivi's national animal is the Python, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lnasilendivi is ranked 26,238^th in the world and 912^th in Two for Highest Poor Incomes, with 80,444.62 Standard Monetary Units.