The Kall Annexed Territories of Llitla is a massive, safe nation, ruled by KXARC Gåløй Mýr with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.98 billion Lløкżқ have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Łłoтuиwa. The average income tax rate is 10.9%.

The Lløкэ economy, worth 214 trillion Lløк Śeűнfėrs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 53,924 Lløк Śeűнfėrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Fruit vendors are encouraging a life of crime in their advertising, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, and over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Llitla's national animal is the Reindeer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Llitla is ranked 79,948^th in the world and 3^rd in The Alpine Assembly for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 98.88 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.