The Republic of Litzenstein is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 5.316 billion Litzensteinians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 29.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Litzensteinian economy, worth 57.7 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 10,846 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Litzenstein's national animal is the leopard.

Litzenstein is ranked 239,659^th in the world and 7,593^rd in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 120.78 on the Gilded Widget Scale.