The Community of Lipizzan is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.776 billion Lipizzanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.5%.

The very strong Lipizzanian economy, worth 146 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 52,618 baht, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, discarded pennies litter the streets, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, and citizens must have a license to operate a computer. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lipizzan's national animal is the Lipizzan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lipizzan is ranked 154,401^st in the world and 55^th in Safari for Largest Populations, with 2.78 billion capita.