The District of Libertucky is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.25 billion Libertuckyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The strong Libertuckyian economy, worth 824 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 57,857 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 372,896 per year while the poor average 3,626, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and Libertucky has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Libertucky's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Libertucky is ranked 85,662^nd in the world and 130^th in United States of America for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.