The Kingdom of Lewayin is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Renault with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.237 billion Lewayins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arswell. The average income tax rate is 8.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lewayin economy, worth 206 trillion Litas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,705 Litas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Lewayin websites are meant for liberals or conservatives, and government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Lewayin's national animal is the Lewayin Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lewayin Rite Catholicism.

Lewayin is ranked 64,060^th in the world and 49^th in The Eternal Order for Most Patriotic, with 21.98 flags saluted per person per day.