The Republic of Letopinktopia is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning crocodile population. The hard-working population of 3.194 billion Letopinktopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.8%.

The Letopinktopian economy, worth 133 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 41,706 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Letopinktopia's national animal is the crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Letopinktopia is ranked 156,706^th in the world and 5,486^th in Balder for Most Armed, with 0.32 weapons per person.