The Principality of Lekofopia is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The cynical population of 1.277 billion Lekofopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.9%.

The powerhouse Lekofopian economy, worth 101 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,496 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 239,205 per year while the poor average 20,610, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and the statue in the Ives Plaza has a solar panel for a hat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lekofopia's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Lekofopia is ranked 56,844^th in the world and 3,155^th in Balder for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,458.86 on the Gilded Widget Scale.