The Dominion of Lekinion is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.295 billion Lekinionians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 28.4%.

The Lekinionian economy, worth 61.4 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 47,425 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force. Lekinion's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lekinion is ranked 145,000^th in the world and 5,625^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 16.09 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.