The Colony of Leiajorgana is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leia Jo with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, triple-decker prams, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.449 billion Leiajorganans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bungkhi. The average income tax rate is 24.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Leiajorganan economy, worth 728 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,213 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, children as young as eight can be found working in factories, Leiajorgana recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, and most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Leiajorgana's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Leiajorgana is ranked 100,630^th in the world and 135^th in The Regected Realns for Most Cultured, scoring 66 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.