The D'deridex-Class WarBird of LegMiner69 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pababo with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.869 billion Romulans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vabotho. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.4%.

The frighteningly efficient LegMiner69ian economy, worth 470 trillion Tal Shiars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,825 Tal Shiars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal, and Pababo is called 'Patches' at international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LegMiner69's national animal is the Cloaking Device, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mnhei'sahe and Lyrrveoth.

LegMiner69 is ranked 4,144^th in the world and 1^st in East Pacific for Most Armed, with 13.3 weapons per person.