The United Kingdom of Leerldan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.112 billion A Whole Load of Them Are Looking So Wells live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong Leerldanian economy, worth 490 trillion Nanasks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 44,147 Nanasks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 266,077 per year while the poor average 3,294, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

Incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, Leerldanian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Leerldan's national animal is the Cow.

Leerldan is ranked 222,265^th in the world and 776^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.86 flags saluted per person per day.