The Parliamentary Democracy of Lawattsia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Sir Roger Owen with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.439 billion Lawattsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frederick. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lawattsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,538 trillion Wats a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,945 Wats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Lawattsian pirates, there's more vermin than ever on the metro, and the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu. Crime is totally unknown. Lawattsia's national animal is the Giant Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lawattsia is ranked 118,348^th in the world and 4,917^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 74.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.