The Republic of Lannislands is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 3.499 billion Lannislandsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government prioritizes Welfare, although Defense, Education, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Industry are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Lannislandsian economy, worth 220 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 62,878 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lannislands's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lannislands is ranked 55,560^th in the world and 1,584^th in Osiris for Most Armed, with 1.77 weapons per person.