The Republic of Langebalie is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning bison population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.789 billion Langebalieans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.2%.

The strong Langebaliean economy, worth 164 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 58,928 marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is almost non-existent. Langebalie's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Langebalie is ranked 112,792^nd in the world and 4,718^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 76.76 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.