The Republic of Landchadia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 731 million Landchads have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Landlord's office. The average income tax rate is 20.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Landchadian economy, worth 103 trillion Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 141,527 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

It can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, pedants defending Leader observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Landchadia's national animal is the Chonker Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Landchadia is ranked 80,443^rd in the world and 25^th in Ridgefield for Most Patriotic, with 17.58 flags saluted per person per day.