The Kingdom of Laharl is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.014 billion Laharlians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 7.9%.

The strong Laharlian economy, worth 268 trillion hls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 66,801 hls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government loves seeing the little people fight, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels, Laharlian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and the nation sends criminals home to think about what they did. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Laharl's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Laharl is ranked 179,388^th in the world and 2,991^st in Ambition for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.