The Fiefdom of LaDeathMachine is a very large, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning bird population. The hard-working population of 130 million LaDeathMachineans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.2%.

The LaDeathMachinean economy, worth 5.88 trillion ryous a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 45,259 ryous, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, surveillance cameras are banned, Harry Potter books are banned, and formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming. Crime is moderate. LaDeathMachine's national animal is the bird, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

LaDeathMachine is ranked 192,137^th in the world and 1,080^th in Remembrance for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.